Review of The Fate of the Furious (2017) by Ryeca — 19 Apr 2017
Bald meat-baby-man convinces the world he is an action star, not in fact, Groot. Questionably dreadlocked Charlize Theron, with the power to create mass hysteria via hacking superpowers and fly in a plane that never needs re-fueling - decides to instead hatch an absurdly elaborate plan involving a baby, bald-meat-baby-man, fancy cars, a nuke, and an old Russian submarine in order to "make the world accountable?" Green-screen work on par with that "Reading Rainbow" episode, you know the one, where LeVar climbs that mountain.
Michelle Rodriguez attempts to hold in her lunch when kissing bald-baby-man-meat. Also, fake keyboard clicky-hacky wars - "I've got her" *click *click "Take this" *clicky *typey "Darn, she locked me out.
What a hacker." Thanks, China.
This review of The Fate of the Furious (2017) was written by Ryeca on 19 Apr 2017.
The Fate of the Furious has generally received positive reviews.
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