Review of The Expendables 3 (2014) by Emelyn W — 17 Nov 2014
One Nick Cage is enough to ruin this movie. From what I've seen, he can't fight shit except women. But what the heck, I'll focus on the bigger boys instead!
UPDATE: Nick Cage is O-U-T. YESSSS. But they still need a hot gal.
UPDATE #2: Hot kickass chick? Check. everything else, not so much. Black and Asian guys get sidelined again, WORSE OF ALL WHERE IS THE GLORIOUS BLOOD??!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SNEAK KIDS INTO 18 MOVIES!! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!!!! Finale was dim compared to Expendables 2.
This review of The Expendables 3 (2014) was written by Emelyn W on 17 Nov 2014.
The Expendables 3 has generally received mixed reviews.
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