Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Lucian2 — 08 Aug 2017

This movie should be archived as the sole representation of our entire existence and cast out into the cold reaches of space to show all life in the universe what mankind was created to make, which is a masterpiece thousands of years in the making combining all of our collective knowledge and resources to make this movie.

It is so great of an achievement of mankind that I call it a movie only for the lack of a word that would properly describe this gift from god.