Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Thegreatcritic — 16 Aug 2017

The emoji movie is a very complicated subject, I thought about it for a very long time to have an objective opinion and know I finally have the answer... the emoji movie is modern art...

The story was absolutely amazing, it is so predictable and boring that it made remember why I love movies so much, everything in this movie is bland and I really appreciate the laziness.

I also adore that they use settings like Candy crush, just dance and so many original places, it really reminded me that I was watching a 90 minute advertisement.

The characters were also top notch, making jokes that make me wince a lot, I really appreciate that they made a character that is a poo and makes only poop jokes and don't worry there is a lot of them.

The main characters were boring and barely had any developement which is what I love to see in movies, The parents of the main character were so annoying that me and all the other people in the cinema really winced a lot in a good way.

I adore this movie, please watch this movie, it's so much better than a stupid movie like inside out or wreck it ralph, all these people who are complaining really don't know what they are talking about, I know what is a good film and these "critics" are just people who don't have an intelligence.