Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Emoticonmovie — 30 Jul 2017

This movie is an abortion of the highest magnitude, and even whilst writing this review I'm still coming off of the inhalant high I have been on for the pas few days to remove the physical pain caused to me by this hellspawn.

I have watched 12 second pornos with better acting than this piece of **** and how I am even able to write this is amazing considering I lost practically all of my brain cells from viewing this so-called film (which is more comparable with a **** war-crime).

I illegally streamed this movie and I still want my money back. I can't **** fathom that the Popeye's movie was cancelled for this ass cancer. This movie only proves that God lives in heaven because he lives in fear of what he has created.

And if north Korea decides to nuke us, I just hope Sony Pictures Animation goes up in flames too.