Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Jimbo K — 14 Oct 2017
This movie left me raw. Not only did I leave a warm imprint indicating where I had sat through the duration of this movie, nay, this masterpiece from the gods, but I also left something essential to a human being's spirit.
I left my will to live in that theater, as it was dragged up the screen with the credits. I embraced the emptiness that rocked the core of my being as I stood up, crying whilst applauding my hands raw.
The Emoji Movie teaches us a true lesson that some of the wisest of men may never have lived to learn. The one true takeaway: James Corden was a bigger piece of absolute horse shiet than the one Patrick Stewart voiced in this film.
This review of The Emoji Movie (2017) was written by Jimbo K on 14 Oct 2017.
The Emoji Movie has generally received negative reviews.
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