Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Jacob%20 G — 29 Jul 2017
When I first heard this movie was being made, I was expecting intense erotic scenes of sexual nature between the titular character and his love interest. The trailers clearly showed a great amount of sexual tension between the two leads (the two being James Corden and Patrick Stewart).
The thought of these two having sexual intercourse sent me into a euphoric trance. However, when I finally watched the movie, I was unfortunately blue-balled by the fact that there was no such sexual scene between the character of Hi-Five and Poop.
This movie could have the greatest sex drama since the erotic cult classic Harry Hill's Sausage Time Live in Leeds. But instead, I got an emotional masterpiece and a pair of blistering blue-balls dangling beneath the seat.
What an experience.
This review of The Emoji Movie (2017) was written by Jacob%20 G on 29 Jul 2017.
The Emoji Movie has generally received negative reviews.
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