Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Benidict C — 27 Jul 2017

Wow. Just wow. In 20 years time we will look back on this masterpiece and remember it as the highlight of 2017; heck, the 21st century. The plot was gripping, and by the end the tears of both sadness and joy had managed to stick popcorn to my face.

At another point I needed the toilet and so decided to wait for a boring part to go. It did not come so therefore I did the only other option and wet myself. One part surprised me so much that my coca-cola I accidentally sent flying, wetting both myself and nearby viewers.

I have already booked 2 tickets for tommorow, one in 2D so that I can reapprieciate the masterpiece, and another in 3D so that I can submerge myself in it. I cannot even describe to you the feeling I experienced when I was told this wasn't a new Disney movie, as no other company could make such incredible stuff.

The cast line up is fantastic, marketing was funny and loaded with jokes!! Fun for the whole family, or for other lonely men in their 60s with nothing better to do. 100 Patrick Stuart poop emojis / 10.

Would recommend.