Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Uni B — 27 Jul 2017
The Emoji Movie should be the last film you ever watch. Truly it shouldn't be one of the last thing she you experience in you're life. After you've experienced something so beautiful everything else in life will feel meaningless.
Absolutely nothing comes close to the feeling you get when you watch this movie, not marriage, not intercourse, not even having a child. Truly this experience has caused me to peak at a young age, and I don't think life is worth living anymore, but it's all worth it because I know that I got to experience this.
We live in a 13 trillion year old universe, on a 5 Billion year old chunk of rock flying around in space in the perfect location to harbor life, life evolved for 3 Billion years and humanity has been around for 2 million, and I am lucky enough to be one of the few things alive in all of existence that will be able to experience this movie.
Thank you for making me Christian again.
This review of The Emoji Movie (2017) was written by Uni B on 27 Jul 2017.
The Emoji Movie has generally received negative reviews.
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