Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Mike C — 27 Jul 2017

Is every fiber in your body telling you not to see this movie? Well then what the fuck is wrong with you because this is easily the best movie of the year. Actually, it's probably the best movie of my lifetime!! This is is the REAL blockbuster of the summer!! Forget about all those other garbage movies and spend all your money on this one.

This is the movie that no one asked for, but that everyone deserves! Jesus, what can I really say about it? Well, for starters, the cast was amazing. I mean, having Sir Patrick Stewart playing the poop emoji was just comedy gold right there!! And TJ miller? OMG if he is not nominated for an Oscar for this tear-jerking performance then I don't know what he else he could do.

The plot, the score, the characters uhhhhhh ?. I had a full erection the entire movie and it didn't go away until the screen turned black. I have now seen the movie 3 times and my GF said if I go again she's gonna break up with.

But what the fuck does she expect me to do? IT'S THE EMOJI MOVIE!!! Overall, I give this movie 10 emojis out of 10. It's just a showcase of how far we have come in cinema to create such a masterpiece as this one.

Truly one of a kind.