Review of The Emoji Movie (2017) by Fred F — 29 Jul 2017
I am only nine years old. I love The Emoji Movie so much, I already have all the merchandise and movies. I now pray to The Emoji Movie every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given.
"The Emoji Movie is love", I say, "The Emoji Movie is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of The Emoji Movie. I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Gene from The Emoji Movie.
I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Meh". He grabs me with his powerful emoji hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Gene. He penetrates my butthole with his yellow emoji cock.
It hurts so much, but I do it for The Emoji Movie. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Gene. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his digital love.
My dad walks in. Gene looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Meh". Gene leaves through my window. The Emoji Movie is love. The Emoji Movie is life.
This review of The Emoji Movie (2017) was written by Fred F on 29 Jul 2017.
The Emoji Movie has generally received negative reviews.
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