Review of The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) by Marcus1138 . — 22 Aug 2007
"Who can blow stuff up!".
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Pure shit. Well duh you could have told me that. Yet I still watched it.
Full to the brim of zero charisma nobody's who have about as much presence as the "Z" key of a keyboard.
Seriously they even fucked up the general lee. it does NOTHING in this movie and when it does it's like the last scene of Grease. i.e blue screen from hell. This mocie is shot by someone with no idea how to film a car chase. The cars are going like 30mph at best and they don't have any idea of the appeal of the genius and legend that is the general.
The only thing with any talent here is April Scott and it's not anything to do with acting. Essentially this movie takes the dukes premise and makes it into a T&A movie. Which beyond the boyhood fantasties inside of me enjoying every second of it, it's just an utter waste of what could have been a new era of dukes goodness.
Whoever ok'd this waste of time is a fucking idiot!
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"I don't see what all the fuss is. ".
This review of The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) was written by Marcus1138 . on 22 Aug 2007.
The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning has generally received mixed reviews.
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