Review of The Devil Bat (1940) by Senor C — 11 Dec 2011

I fucking hate bats. They used to come through the chimney when I was a kid & we'd find them in the house ready to suck your blood. In fact once many moon ago one got into my apartment & I chopped the mother-fucker's head off.

Here Bela Lugosi creates a devil bat to do his bidding for him & they attack by the scent of aftershave lotion. Is it no wonder that I don't splash down w/ Aqua Velva or Brute when I shave? I could have one of those blood thirst bastards after my jugular vein as I type right now.

Fuck those bat. The only cool bats are Batman.