Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Em K — 01 Sep 2017

To say this was disappointing would be an understatement!

This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Em K on 01 Sep 2017.

The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Louis J (40) on 17 Sep 2018

I am not a fan of Stephen King but right from the beginning I saw it was a twist of Tolkien storytelling…

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By Nguyen Le (136) for InSession Film (54) on 09 Oct 2018

So much security was courted to ignite the long-dormant project, but it couldn't even prevent the tower - at least its big-screen version -…

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By Colby Bryant (83) for Colbybryant.com (72) on 08 Dec 2018

I was impressed by the film: the narrative hook, the look, and the stirring it gave me to pick up the books…

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By Annie Banks (21) for Glue Magazine (13) on 26 Aug 2018

With a weak supporting cast, Sony has created a mediocre adaptation of a malleable story…

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By David L (3,419) on 12 Aug 2018

Going into the movie without knowing the story it was quite entertaining…

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By Caleb E (62) on 07 Jan 2019

The movie had the potential to be truly great, but it just seems like everything was rushed…

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By Emil W (83) on 24 Sep 2018

I must be missing something, but I thought it was a very good movie and did a good job of summing up Stephen King's books. Sorry, but I liked it…

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By Kent Garrison (58) for Mad About Movies Podcast (98) on 15 Nov 2018

I didn't think it was possible to make a Stephen King story seem unimaginative until now…

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By Erikthecritic (117) on 08 Oct 2018

Though it does boast some exciting action sequences, this sloppy Stephen King adaptation fails to capture your attention within its 90-minute runtime…

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By Jared Mobarak (867) for BuffaloVibe (83) on 11 Oct 2018

I'll say flat-out that The Dark Tower is not the film fans of King's magnum opus deserve-it's merely the one this Hollywood can supply…

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