Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Bertoflyingfox — 06 Aug 2017
This movie absolutely sucked. They've ruined the Dark Tower and Stephen King is laughing his way to the bank with a check for $10 "haha, suckers! This'll last me a week!!You have forgotten the face of my ass!".
The author is as much to blame for this as the production, fawning over this movie like it does any of the books justice. It does not. Don't care about the gunslingers skin tone, but the tone of the characters and world are completely replaced with nonsensical fluff.
I don't know how anyone (King included) can agree that removing Eddie Dean and Odetta Holmes would be beneficial to the story. They are absolutely essential.
Guhhh, so sad how this turned out. Until next time folks, hopefully on a better movie, game, or TV show.
This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Bertoflyingfox on 06 Aug 2017.
The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.
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