Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Joefurlan — 03 Aug 2017
This series is second only to Lord of the Rings in my favorites of all time. I've read the books many times. I've dreamed of this story being brought to the big screen for 20 years. This movie is a **** alternate story set in the Dark Tower Universe.
It has next to NOTHING to do with the books. It's it's own story and it's a crappy one told on a budget with horrible casting, a mushy, utterly banal script and totally standard special effects. It is literally the worst book adaption brought to film I've ever seen.
Stephen King and all involved... you have forgotten the faces of your fathers. Shame on you. Court would have beaten the living **** out of you had you handed him this pile of drek. Tragic. Mark my words nothing more will be made based on these books.
You've ruined what could have been a 7 year saga bigger than Game of Thrones. Unforgivable.
This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Joefurlan on 03 Aug 2017.
The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.
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