Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Courtney P — 06 Sep 2017

Absolutely pile of crap ie shit - let me just say Idris Elba is a good actor just hasn't been offered the right roles since Luther.

This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Courtney P on 06 Sep 2017.

The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.

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With a source material as epic as The Dark Tower books this movie can be summed up in one word. Disappointing…

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By Nic M (97) on 05 Sep 2018

Nothing to draw you into the story which is horribly told and weakly acted. Poorly acted. Disgrace to the book and Stephen King…

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I must be missing something, but I thought it was a very good movie and did a good job of summing up Stephen King's books. Sorry, but I liked it…

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By Jota3C (1) on 15 Jul 2020

I'm not sure why all the hate on this movie on the reviews. For me, a King fan that don't read (yet) the dark tower books (shame…

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