Review of The Crypt (2009) by Matt S — 18 Sep 2009
This was so poor - not sure why I bothered actually? Masochism perhaps? Firstly the acting was horrendous. I have never seen such wooden performances, they see these monsters popping up and it doesn't seem to bother them! Its like 'Oh, a monster, scary.
..anyway what was I doing?'. Secondly, NOTHING is explained - who they all are, how they all know each other, why they all need to go looking for jewels in a haunted crypt full of murderous ghosts while dressed like Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider.
There is NO background. Thirdly, why are the ghosts wearing suits? I think that's an important question. Do not let the poster (which looks pretty cool) fool you - this is inane trash.
This review of The Crypt (2009) was written by Matt S on 18 Sep 2009.
The Crypt has generally received mixed reviews.
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