Review of The Covenant (2006) by Julian T — 31 Dec 2011
Seriously, I would rather eat broken glass than watch this again. Clearly made with the '15 year old homosexual white male' demographic in mind, as the entire cast consists of pretty boy deuchebags with sixpack abs running around shirtless.
I might even be able to put up with that, if they could act beyond a 2nd grade capacity. Unfortunatly, 2nd grade is a bit of a stretch for them. The storyline is ludicrous. A modge-podge of 'Highlander' and 'The Craft' dulled down to one dismally horrible idea after another.
The soundtrack is garbage, and its abundantly clear that the movie was shot to accomidate it rather than the other way around. Everything about this movie made me want to throw up. Stay away. Please, stay away.
This review of The Covenant (2006) was written by Julian T on 31 Dec 2011.
The Covenant has generally received mixed reviews.
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