Review of The Counselor (2013) by Lesley H — 16 Apr 2014

Trevor feelgood film reviews - The Counsellor.

A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking.

Well that's what imdb said... I say.

Lt. Archie Hicox from Inglourious Basterds and the girl one from Pirates of the Caribbean Who isn't keira knightley (oh keira I would do you knightley and daily ) are a couple - we know this because at the begining they have full sex.

Then Lt. Archie Hicox goes to see Silva from ski fall , looking like he has fallen into a wardrobe backwards.

He is going out with there is something about mary but he does not trust her.

Lt. Archie Hicox has had enough of talking to sliva (mainly because his shirt is blinding him).

Lt. Archie Hicox goes to see Benjamin Button and ben talks to him for 10 minutes.

I still don't have a clue what he was on about or what the film was about.

Near the end Lt. Archie Hicox cries because he has dvd player but he get given a blue ray disc.

HIGHLIGHT : there is something about mary rubs her nuun up and down a car , love to see how much the r.a.c would charge if she broke the windscreen.

(i can never watch chitty chitty bang bang again !!! ).

I liked the film . not enough naked ladies in it.

I give it 3 Michelin stars out of 10.

(if the film was just the car scene it would be - 10/10 - my film of the year).