Review of The Cook (2008) by Jason D — 15 Apr 2008

Within the first 10 minutes of The Cook, I instantly hated it. I couldn't help but think that this was a poorly made, ultra-low budget, horribly acted dud of a film, but god help me, it got better and better as it went along.

I think they spent very little money in order to deliver on the gore and body parts. The story is about a murderous cook who takes out all of the sorority babes in a sorority house. Apparently, the name of the sorority is the Kappa Dykes because that is what mostly comprised all of these girls; when they weren't doing massive amounts of drugs, they were trying to scissor fuck each other.

Wholly ludicrous film, but it grew on me.