Review of The Conjuring (2013) by Bramsterdam — 19 Jul 2013

My girlfriend loves horror movies and has dragged me to a lot of stinkers, but this movie was not one of them. Possibly the best horror movie I have seen to date! Here are the top reasons why I enjoyed this movie so much.

1. crapped my pants.

2. surprised my girlfriend didn't leave hand prints because she was gripping my arm so tightly.

3. the "brave" guys beside me made lame jokes to lighten the mood (I assume they didn't like being so scared).

4. the plot was very good for a horror movie and did I mention I crapped my pants?

If you like horror go see this movie! wear a diaper...