Review of The Cider House Rules (1999) by Scraper — 25 Mar 2016

Homer Wells is one of the most boring characters I've seen in quite some time. Like mega boring. To the point where his blank expression, small, peach-like face, and ineffectual dialogue began making me madder and madder as the movie went on.

So you can see why I thought it was completely over the moon that the hottest girl in the universe leaves the world's sexiest man for him.