Review of The Children (1980) by Paul C — 08 Jan 2009

This movie will make you laugh. Imagine being attacked by a zombie child. But they attack you by hugging you. Their black fingernails release a nuclear poison that melts your skin. Man is that freaky? Nope.

Nothing was scary about this film. The bad acting was great though. I am not sure what was funnier. The cop shooting the children with a shot gun, or the pregnant woman smoking. I could actually see this movie being remade today and doing a better job.