Review of The Canyons (2013) by Shawn E — 14 Aug 2013

Great movie! Lindsay Lohan did a Great Job Acting.

This review of The Canyons (2013) was written by Shawn E on 14 Aug 2013.

The Canyons has generally received negative reviews.

Was this review helpful?

Yes

More reviews of this movie:

More Reviews of The Canyons

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By David Jenkins (910) for Little White Lies (3,136) on 07 May 2014

Lindsay Lohan lights up the screen as a fallen starlet in Paul Schrader's much-maligned noir quickie…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Nick Newman (61) for The Film Stage (3,162) on 28 Jun 2016

The Canyons rapidly evolves into a film hopelessly at odds with itself…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Justin T (783) on 22 May 2015

Horrible, boring and Lohan's face looks like it was beaten by a sack of potatoes…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Jane Crowther (96) for Total Film (3,532) on 22 Aug 2018

On paper, the ingredients for an intriguing combo of life-art crossover, artistic schadenfreude and nihilist gloss. But lord, it's cheap and weak…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Mikey M (358) on 03 May 2014

This movie is so overwhelmingly cheesy in every single aspect that, in the end, it's fun…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Christine A (117) on 30 Mar 2014

Wow what a train wreck of a movie the acting you can mostly forgive, as half the cast are porn stars (don't give up your day jobs) but the…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Matthew P (1,636) on 03 Jul 2014

Lindsay Lohan has destroyed her face.... For the life of me, how did she think that looks good…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Casey L (171) on 07 May 2014

Interesting film, shows Hollywood in a darker light... a must see.. Lohan shines…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Nicholasbert (78) on 25 Jun 2014

Oh man! The worst film I've seen in years! And the worst acting I've ever seen in my life, including the tapes of my mother's wedding…

Read Review

Review of The Canyons (2013)

By Andrew G (1,437) on 13 Mar 2014

Porn...without the good parts…

Read Review

More reviews of this movie

Reviews of Similar Movies

Review of Playing by Heart (1998)

By Ida T (23) on 21 Feb 2011

I remember seeing this on television when I was younger, and I thought it was okay, had some really dramatic, sad scenes…

Read Review

Review of Wild Things (1998)

By Jimmy Fowler (9) for Dallas Observer (1,128) on 25 Nov 2013

Wild Things reaches such dizzying heights of wretched dialogue, creaky contrivances, and panting performances, you're forced to wonder if the…

Read Review

Review of Irreversible (2002)

By Joshua Tanzer (113) for Offoffoff (113) on 10 Mar 2003

Likely the worst movie of the year, Irreversible exhibits fascist, gay-bashing tendencies, goes backwards for no reason, dizzies you with aimless…

Read Review

Review of Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

By Joe Morgenstern (2,395) for Wall Street Journal (3,071) on 10 May 2007

The urge to laugh is superceded by the urge to slap everybody and command them to stop embarrassing all of humanity…

Read Review

Review of The Magnificent Ambersons (1942)

By Rick Q (325) on 23 Feb 2013

So poorly done it is beyond description. It's the script, it's horrible. Welles must be spinning in his grave…

Read Review

Review of Brief Encounter (1945)

By Judy S (77) on 28 Feb 2009

Time to slaughter the sacred cow. Brace yourself... Its shit! And I love David Lean…

Read Review

Review of Lolita (1962)

By Manohla Dargis (1,909) for L.A. Weekly (3,142) on 25 May 2012

Irons' doleful lassitude sucks the energy right out of the story and makes this listlessly directed adaptation droop all the more…

Read Review

Review of In the Mood for Love (2000)

By Nashville13 (6) on 01 Nov 2011

It challenged my patience to watch this movie.i couldn't find any plot in this movie…

Read Review

Review of Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

By Broyax (884) on 10 Jun 2022

Je ne crois pas que ce livre (qui remonte au XVIIIème siècle) soit vraiment adaptable, ni au théâtre, ni au grand écran… ni ailleurs,…

Read Review

Review of 2046 (2004)

By Carlaymout (5) on 31 Oct 2011

The WORST, TERRIBLE AND DONE NOTHING MOVIE! I just saw the actor talking and talking and done nothing…

Read Review

More Reviews

Popular Movies Right Now

The Equalizer

2014

69%994 Reviews

Dark Waters

2019

76%68 Reviews

Joker

2019

81%299 Reviews

Three Thousand Years of Longing

2022

65%84 Reviews

Midsommar

2019

69%207 Reviews

The Judge

2014

67%866 Reviews

Nope

2022

68%181 Reviews

Parasite

2019

87%251 Reviews

Talk to Me

2023

74%83 Reviews

The Invitation

2022

47%33 Reviews

Movies You Viewed Recently

The Canyons

2013

38%198 Reviews

Cyrus

2010

62%668 Reviews

Angels in the Outfield

1994

59%347 Reviews

Love Me If You Dare

2003

72%527 Reviews

Hot Tub Time Machine

2010

61%866 Reviews

Still Life

2013

70%78 Reviews

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

1954

76%556 Reviews

Mission Kashmir

2000

68%35 Reviews

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

2009

53%1,106 Reviews

Hugo

2011

77%1,088 Reviews