Review of The Cabin in the Woods (2012) by Garth M — 04 Jun 2017

At best a B-movie priced to sell. Given prestige packaging in deference to its producer and a host of extra supplements on the DVD. Why do movies one will probably never watch again often supply download links?

No name a5ctors, save for Hemsworth, here but two solid football jocks and their girlfriends are inexplicably joined by a roach-rolling nerd for a motorhome journey to a remote cabin in the woods. Again, no idea why the RV for a trip to a cabin. We are privy to the fact that an extensive collection of middle-aged suits run a suite of controls that activate a bevy of nightmare creatures that will haunt the vacationers. Joins an extensive catalogue of teenage horror/slasher films distinguished only by the addition of the voyeurs/horror effects co-ordinators who appear onscreen.