Review of The Brown Bunny (2003) by James J — 07 Aug 2008

Wow. Watching this film is like watching a slug make its way down a football field. The painful pace is unnecessary! Moreover, I had no idea there was a plot until - BAM - random blowjob occurs near the end of the film, and even after that the plot would be considered shallow.

Honestly, this movie should have been cut to 15 minutes, because absolutely nothing happens throughout the film. There might be 5 minutes of dialogue throughout its entirety. I will admit, there are some really unique shots in this film, but that is all there is going for it.

If you're into watching mundane, every day events such as driving (with no dialogue) for over 90% of the movie, you're in for a treat!