Review of The Brown Bunny (2003) by Michaell. — 01 Oct 2005
This film--and its fairly positive reviews--only prove how worthless critics are. It's a mind-numbingly boring piece of self-love created by a megalomaniac passing as art. As someone who took a 3 month, solitary road trip--he captured NONE of the power/lonliness/self examination that comes with such a journey.
Just masturbatory close ups of his own face. Endlessly. Mumbled dialog, trite and obvious plotting and a ridculous hard-core sex scene that says nothing more than "I really like my penis and want to show it to the world".
Chloe Sevegny is a fine actress who literally sucks in this film. I can't imagine what possessed her to take this role. The one moment of interest is seeing how truly lovely Cheryl Tiegs, the original supermodel, still is.
That's it.
This review of The Brown Bunny (2003) was written by Michaell. on 01 Oct 2005.
The Brown Bunny has generally received mixed reviews.
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