Review of The Book Thief (2013) by Erin B — 02 Apr 2014

SPOILER ALLERT: You will need a cocktail of antidepressants so hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Are you serious. DEATH IS THE NARRATOR? Well. I have to tell you I have never been more depressed in my life.

Thanks person who wrote book thief. NOT. I seriously loved all the actors in this. I give them props for acting in a movie that makes me want to get an IV of antidepressants. The great acted film, with the cute love story between Roodie (so?) and the main girl, are well nothing but adorable.

But wait we have to ruin that. Everyone gets back together at the end (finally.) OH, and definitely have to piss on this parade, let`s kill them all, oh but Roodie can live and confess his lov- NOT! Just kidding! He never gets to even say it, Roodie joins the pile of unfortunate events for this poor girl, and boy that never gets to grow up.

Wow fuck you author and people who made this movie. I regret watching it. Too bad they haven`t gotten memory erasing down yet because I would definitely get on that list.