Review of The Boatniks (1970) by Simon M — 18 Oct 2007

Salami torpedos- That wasn't even funny when I was 5.

This review of The Boatniks (1970) was written by Simon M on 18 Oct 2007.

The Boatniks has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Tyler S (1,583) on 12 Jun 2007

A strange family comedy that has nothing really to do with beatniks like the name's movie suggests…

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By Christopher C (1,363) on 07 Aug 2007

So sad that no one has ever seen this movie... I love it I mean hiding stolen jewels in a cucumber and a salami... WOW…

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By Sarah H (1,870) on 23 Aug 2008

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