Review of The Blair Witch Project (1999) by Aaron P — 07 Oct 2013

Critics are weird. I have no idea why they loved it so much. I fianlly got around to seeing for my first time the other night, and I was so disappointed. Nothing happened. You didn't see anything creepy, you didn't hear anything creepy, just the kids running from apparent nothingness and a constant stream of "sh*t! we're so lost! sob sob cry cry! sh*t! omg we are sooo lost! omg what are we going to do!?!?" thats it.

very, very boring and very disappointing.