Review of The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) by Steve S — 18 Oct 2009

*1/2 (out of four).

Even in the bad television remake world, this one is pretty bad.

Let's see...the plot goes something like this:

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Then one day he was shootin at some food.

And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire.

Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there".

Said "Californy is the place you ought to be".

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.