Review of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) by Ferrante2 — 05 May 2013

I cant say how bad is this. I really cant but I will try, even if is painful to remember. Lets see, It does not make you cry or bring tears at least (its not a drama film), it has very few bullets or kills or chases (is not an action film), it will not scare you (is not a terror film), it does not have a mystery or plot twist (is not a suspense film), it absolutely will not make you laugh (is not a comedy film), It does not help you at all (it is not a self-help film), it has not biographical accuracy or plot (is not a bio film).

To be short, IT IS NOT A FILM AT ALL. But if it would be a film, it would be the worst film ever.