Review of The Art of Travel (2008) by David E — 14 Feb 2011

One of the worst movies, I've tried to watch in a long time. A high school grad (Christopher Matheson, aged 28) with no signs of problems, tell his bride to be, to fuck off at the wedding, handing sex pics to all the wedding guests, heads to Nicguargua where he has all all his money stolen, is robbed of his clothes, and as an arrogant American is never otherwised harassed, then but has money to take a taxi to meet some idiots that he just met to hike across the most dangerous part of Central America.

They go by Jeep which never breaks down, even though it rolls down a mountainside. It also can carry an endless supply of beer, clothing, and gasoline. They run into friendly natives, are never hurt, hungry, sick, lost or tired after 300 days in the jungle without a map.

...50 minutes into the movie, I had had enough. I did learn one thing...in real life, you can't drive directly from Alaska to Chiile because they've never been able to build a road through the Darien Gap.

But these idiots in this idiotic movie seemed to be having no problems.