Review of The Aristocrats (2005) by Charles R — 02 Jul 2013

A fresh breath of FUNNY in an overtly unfunny market - every generation of comedy is represented here, from the late Phyllis Diller all the way to Trey and Matt (who absolutely nail Cartman's version of the joke).

5/5 Recommended bc A hobo walks into a talent agency (wearing an outfit made of used condoms, but that's not important), inadvertently slips on an errantly thrown banana peel, tries to save himself midfall but twists his ankle ultimately causing him to fall over a tablestand and land headfirst into a tiny can of garbage.

When the talent agent finally wrests the hobo's head from the garbage can and asks "Sir, are you quite alright?", the hobo feebly replies "The Aristocrats!" Disgusted, the talent agent punches the hobo straight in the face, throws the hobo out the window into a giant garbage bin (conveniently placed right under his window) that contains a veritable s*%$ton of other hobos who are in varying states of decay *some are covered in feces, some in semen, and one unfortunate hobo was trying to chew his way out from under what could only be the remains of his pet Loch Ness monster*.

As the hobo weakly tries to wrest himself from the muck of the garbage/burial ground, the talent agent screams at him from four floors above: "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, I DON'T F*&%ING UNDERSTAND THAT F&^$ING JOKE!!!!!" The End.