Review of The Angry Birds Movie (2016) by Otirik — 21 May 2016

The movie was enjoyable, for a Angry Birds fan like me The only problem with the movie is that the movie was labeled to be about a island full of happy birds, but Red has a really bad temper, which he is labeled as an outcast. His stories are shown, like his early days, it shows that Red hatched without his parents by his side, he is alone, with no parents. Then during his school days, he gets bullied for his big ass eyebrows, and the fact that he was born without parents, labeling him as a failure to his parents. The main problem is that you need to give more detail to the story, here is an example. Show how the parents abandoned Red, or show more of his bullying, like maybe him getting harassed so much that he losses it and beats one of them up, since the rating is PG, this can be acceptable. Same goes for Chuck and Bomb, show their stories. They are labeled as outcast also, so show how they were born, were they abandoned, mistreated, abused, or given a special power. Show their school life/early childhood, were they bullied, picked on, or did they get in a lot of trouble, we don't know, there is a lot missing here! Make the birds relate to the kids, so they can relate them self to the birds, maybe they are going though that situation or something, we don't know, but it would add spice to the plot. Just add more flashbacks, since it adds a lot more to the plot, like add Mighty Eagles story for god sakes! Tell us how he became mighty eagle, or what he is notable for. Another problem I have with the movie is the fact that the adult jokes go WAY to far if you think about it. Like when red says "Drop your nuts and move your butts!" If you think about it, it is literally a masturbation joke, and some kids might even realize that, I don't know, there are a lot of screwed up kids these days. One more problem I have with the movie is that none of the fan fiction lovers are in here. Like Chuck and Stella, or Bomb and Matilda. The fact that Matilda and Terrence sorta loved each other at the end pissed me off! This could have added alot more action to the film. Maybe Chuck saves Stella from danger and risk himself, or a love story between Bomb and Matilda, it would have made the film more action packed, which I KNOW it is rated PG, but still, kids deserve better. That's why I give this film a 7/10, I enjoyed it, but it had a lot of details missing.

It took me 2 days for more to script this review, so that's why its late.