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Review of The Amityville Horror (2005) by Kelly G — 13 Aug 2009

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Ryan Reynolds with no top on what more do u need in a film, Ryan Reynolds naked would help lol.

This review of The Amityville Horror (2005) was written by Kelly G on 13 Aug 2009.

The Amityville Horror has generally received mixed reviews.

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