Review of The Amityville Horror (2005) by Jade M — 18 Aug 2009

I'm only giving this two stars cos my sister and I were pissing ourselves the whole way through. It's so bad it's hilarious!

Reynolds has a mighty beard that truly intimidates the fat kid.

This review of The Amityville Horror (2005) was written by Jade M on 18 Aug 2009.

The Amityville Horror has generally received mixed reviews.

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