Review of The Amityville Horror (2005) by Patrick M — 05 Jan 2013

Like most horror movies i've seen, this doesn't scare me.

This review of The Amityville Horror (2005) was written by Patrick M on 05 Jan 2013.

The Amityville Horror has generally received mixed reviews.

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