Review of The Alamo (2004) by Neum D — 26 Apr 2004

So...my brother and his wife made me an offer I couldn't refuse last night.

I am now my niece's Godfather.

The thoughts rain down...

[size=1](drip)[/size].

[size=1]"Are you SURE you know what you're asking??"[/size].

[size=1](drop)[/size].

[size=1]"I...I don't know how to respond..."[/size].

[size=1](drip)[/size].

[size=1]"I am now bound to this tiny human for life."[/size].

[size=1](drop)[/size].

[size=1]"Lalalalalalalala I love rain lalalala!"[/size].

[size=1](drip)[/size].

[size=1]"Will I be able to handle this?"[/size].

[size=1](drop)[/size].

[size=1]"[i]Raindrops keep fallin' on my heeeead...[/i]"[/size].

[size=1](drip)[/size].

[size=1]"What did I do to be honored like this?"[/size].

[size=1](drop)[/size].

[size=1]"At this moment, I cannot think of a more moving gesture."[/size].

[size=1](drip)[/size].

[size=1]"OK, this silence is fasting approaching [i]awkward[/i]..."[/size].

[size=1](drop)[/size].

I was awash with emotion. And me without my umbrella, too.

A grand way to start out the week, I must say. The NeumFather...returns.