Review of The 355 (2022) by Mickrussom — 09 Jan 2022
'the 355' is hackneyed with terrible cinematography and its writing makes for a lifeless world. the cast is supposedly 'great' in that it has the requisite number of hollyweird 'names' but they writing is so bad not even the devil's own jesters could make this worthwhile or any less dull.
its dullness somehow feels worse than grand failure - like movies that suck so hard they get hate watched or a cult following (e.g., plan9, ed wood flics, etc) - its as though it was made to show that even the most 'talented' of the hollyweirdos can make something this dull.
'the 355' has what could be considered a single suspenseful scene which is less than five minutes long and it happens late into the movie when most have walked out or dipped out of the stream. the writing sucks and unlike the bourne series where you could suspend belief and think it was all remotely possible this stuff is just poorly written and constructed crap that is not believable in the least.
This review of The 355 (2022) was written by Mickrussom on 09 Jan 2022.
The 355 has generally received mixed reviews.
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