Review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) by Smolboi — 18 Feb 2022

This movie is garbage. remember when these movies used to be good? almost 50 years ago. stop milking this series, it sucks.

This review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) was written by Smolboi on 18 Feb 2022.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre has generally received mixed reviews.

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