Review of Terror Toons (2002) by Ty Y — 18 Jun 2007

I rented this movie about 5 years ago whilst on a naive adolescent quest to watch every horror movie which the local Blockbuster had to offer. What I experienced was perhaps the starkest, ugliest viewing experience of my entire life. This is not information to be taken lightly, as it is coming from a man who chortled at the turtle dismemberment scene in "Cannibal Holocaust" and the dude-in-frequency chamber-shits-out intestine part in "Men Behind the Sun." The entire movie is shot on consumer-quality digital video, making it resemble a home movie. The lead actors normally earn their make doing second-rate porno. The only location in the entire movie is the interior of a shag-carpet covered house. The villains appear to be nothing more than rubber costumes purchased at a drug store.

Normally having a sense of humor about this sort of thing, I lay in shock whilst this atrocity played itself out in front of me. I couldn't believe that the beings responsible for this movie were members of my same species. I've watched execution videos that are more fun than this. Being I was a bit younger when I witnessed this, this movie succesfully shattered my belief in a righteous and caring God. I am now an atheist on the road to hell.

For these reasons, I strongly suggest Terror Toons be watched by all. While it is one of the most inane horror "movies" of all time, it is far from mediocre, and is definetly an independent experience. I've never seen anything like it. Thus, I suggest everyone witness it's glory.