Review of Terrifier 2 (2022) by Pert24K — 25 Oct 2022

Let's cut to the chase!

Clowns are truly in need of more love. Blood, gore, humor, references to other brilliant movies galore. What you take away is hopefully your mind, unless Art got to it first. A pure slug fest for fans, a slightlyLet's cut to the chase!

Clowns are truly in need of more love.

Blood, gore, humor, references to other brilliant movies galore.

What you take away is hopefully your mind, unless Art got to it first.

A pure slug fest for fans, a slightly disconnected story for visitors of the genre, and utterly meaningless to most. Given John died in the first movie, the prequel to the first Terrifier, he must be somewhat annoyed. And it shows. All the traits are there: anxiety, loneliness, lackluster ideas of how to make a living for himself.

This movie covers it all. From tumbling your clothes dry to lonesome hours in a waffle house. Walking empty streets with no friends. Being shut out. Being ugly. Disfigured in a place of perfection, left in the 1990s. Despicable, horrible, truly a nightmare. With beautiful women around... Oh yeah! This movie has STORY. Only a bit. Mostly it has character building, blood, gore, more blood, a stick house built only to be blown down by the big bad wolf. And there are no houses to run to. It leads nowhere but blood, and a clown smiling while you. Well. Watch. Yourself. Eat. It.

There is a psychologist somewhere in this movie, we just never meet him. If Kubrick was to watch this flick, he would probably appreciate some of the photography and complain about other parts. And that is alright my friends, as this is not a movie seeking perfection.

It is a terrifying flick lasting too long. Too long. I wonder when there are going to be brave souls again, to rip our guts out, smash our brains, just to say, hah, it is just a joke man! Truly a spectacle, a circus, a confusing bloody mess! Terrified. Two. At least, At least, At least.. Eight..