Review of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) by Baurushan J — 16 Oct 2011

This film was a god awful mess. Terminator 2 says that if they destroyed the hand and the chip from the first Terminator, Judgement Day will not evolve and the plot worked in fact James Cameron built two movies to set that up.

Terminator 3 says that Judgement Day is inevitable oh wow! Thank you for making the first two movies completely pointless you jackasses and if so how and why is it inevitable? Who caused it to be this way? What happens next? In fact what is the point of sending two life forms, one to protect and one to destroy John Connor when this is inevitable anyway?! Besides in the first film you already killed the main Terminator so that's strike 1 but the chip and the hand survived.

In Terminator 2, they destroyed them both in molten steel and that's strike 2. They killed the T-1000 which is the second villain in the franchise and that's strike 3 and even the second Terminator sacrificed itself to stop Judgement Day from happening and that's strike 4.

that's a very good and complex story they made in the first two films and instead some basterd though that was all unnecessary and invented his own new plot from his ass and over 70% thinks this is a good idea.

Another problem I had was the underdeveloped as hell casting and characters starting of with Nick Stahl really why Nick Stahl? Did you just think that Edward Furlong can continue with his drug sessions back then and have a wrecked future rather than him doing something good like owning his John Connor role?! Claire Danes was just a pointless bitch and she seemed to have no motivation or whatsoever to the entire film in general.

But I think the biggest disappointment is that Kristanna Loken was playing the new cyborg known as the horrendous T-X...The Fuck! The problem with her is that like the other actors who played the cyborgs in the other movies, she cannot portray it well because she's not a very good actress! We established in the first film that the cyborgs can imitate human form.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got it done, Robert Patrick got it done but Kristanna Loken couldn't act half cyborg and half human to save her fucking life. For those of you who are wondering why Arnold Schwarzenegger became the Californian Governor well watch this movie and you'll understand because after this film, he didn't star in any more major roles and it took The Expendables seven years later for me to be proud of him for seeing him on screen again even though he only got less screentime than everyone else so I was pissed but I will see him again in The Expendables 2 and Terminator 5 hopefully.

In fact the only two actors rather than characters they carried from the first two movies is Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator and Earl Boen as Dr.Silberman. John Connor is not played by Edward Furlong anymore, they couldn't think of any plot ideas to bring in Michael Biehn as Kyle Reese back even in the second film he managed to have a cameo and even Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor is written out of the film as she is killed off with no explanation as to how she died; it's just her coffin is all we see.

FUCK YOU! So yeah this movie blows and it gets a 2/10.