Review of Tell Your Children (1938) by Jeff K — 14 Sep 2008

I have the version that has Mike Nelson from Mystery Science Theater 3000, commenting throughout the movie, it is hilarious!

This review of Tell Your Children (1938) was written by Jeff K on 14 Sep 2008.

Tell Your Children has generally received negative reviews.

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