Review of Teen Witch (1989) by Jocelyn F — 23 Mar 2007

I'm gonna be the most popular giiirrrll... I have to watch this festival of cheese every time it comes on, it's like a compulsion. I'm not sure what my favorite scene is: the white guys rapping, the "rock" concert, the a-little-too-sexy hide and go seek in the abandoned house, oh wait.

I do know my favorite scene. The voodoo doll. This movie has taken on such an important role in my life, that my husband now knows that if it is on, he is not allowed to change the channel or complain- just make me some popcorn and indulge my longing to be an 80s teen with a hundreds-year-old witch living down the street and a hunky boyfriend with a convertible.