Review of Tart (2001) by Evelyn M — 27 Sep 2007
Oh good christ, this movie is so offensively bad. I'm not sure what grossed me out more Bijou Phillips forcing her dog to perform cunnilingus on her (yes you read that correctly), Bijou Phillips again taking a dump in an ice-bucket and then bringing it into an upscale hotel party, Mischa Barton's terrible British accent (made all the more upsetting because of the fact that she is actually from England), that Brad Renfro teenage male prostitute sub-plot or Melanie Griffith appearing on the screen only to say the word "boobies.
" I'm really not sure what the point of any of these scenes was but I can say with utmost conviction that this movie sucked.
This review of Tart (2001) was written by Evelyn M on 27 Sep 2007.
Tart has generally received negative reviews.
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