Review of Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) by Shannon B — 11 Nov 2010

3 movies. basically Creepshow 3.. but some problems with the studio or something.. I dunno. I read about it. dont remember.

Anyway.

Some little kid is caught by a witch and shes going to cook him. the little kid is matthew lawerence. (woah) He tells her 3 tales from a book that prolongs his inevitable demise being cooked.

Lot 249.

A conan doyle story about two college kids, christian slater and steve buscemi, that discover a sarcophagus with a mummy inside.

Cat From Hell.

George Romero's version of a stephen king story. funny how alot of stephen kings stories involve a cat eh? this one kinda sucked.

Lover's Vow.

James Remer sees a gargoyle beastie that kills a bartender in the alleyway, he promises the beastie that he will never tell what happened. james remer finds a black chick they start banging and eventually get married. then like 10 years in the future he tells her what happened that night, she was the beastie and their kids turned into beasties. oooh twist.

The kid finally kills the witch after the story.