Review of Takers (2010) by Agentz — 02 Jan 2019

One of the worst and most boring movies I have ever watched in my entire life. I really hate this movie. It was so horrible that I fell asleep a bunch of times during the movie. The cast is horrible with the exception of Idris Elba and Paul Walker. This movie is a total snooze-fest and all of the characters suck. The acting is awful, especially from Chris Brown and T.I. "Tip" Harris. They both should just stick to rapping/singing instead of acting. The only good acting performance comes from Idris Elba. Idris Elba was the only good thing about this horrible snooze-fest. None of the characters in this movie are even remotely interesting nor memorable. I never really cared for any of them. They're all just cardboard characters who the audience shouldn't even care about. The characters are all one-dimensional and lame. The camerawork is horrible. The shaky cam was really annoying and nauseating. It looked like the movie was being shot by a college film student's camera. Even the action scenes were extremely boring, incredibly dull, and super lame. Watching Takers was just like watching Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance all over again. I cannot believe this garbage film has an 8.0 user score. How so many people like this dumpster juice is beyond me. The user score should be generally unfavorable reviews and low ratings (0-3).

SPOILER WARNING:

Every main character in the movie dies at the end except for Idris Elba and Paul Walker's characters. I felt no emotion when any of the characters died. I never cared for any of them. All of the characters are boring, lame, horrible, horribly written, forgettable, and one-dimensional.